paroles de chanson The Incredible Jelly Donut Juicer (Live) - The Cog is Dead

JOHN From the time that he was only three bright young boy named
Timothy Had big ambitions,
Out to change the world genius and philanthropist He'd made quite an
Extensive list Of new designs waiting to be unfurled Well he spent
His life creating things Like special shoes that bounced on springs
And toasters that made barbeque pork rinds But though his inventions
All were great It seemed that he had yet to make That one to [bad
Word] benefit mankind But one foggy morning he noticed a cop Eating
Some donuts in a coffee shop As he slurped out the
Insides of his pastry Timothy was [bad word] with his best idea!
It's the incredible jelly donut juicer!
It can bring so many people joy Just toss in a donut,
Turn the [bad word] And [bad word] that delicious glob treat for any
Little girl or boy THE SPINE When he had built his prototype He had
Sincerely hoped it might Get noticed at the '29 World's Fair RABBIT
He drew a crowd around his booth Of folks who had a big sweet tooth
From Boston Cream to lengthy French éclairs THE SPINE Well soon he
Made the front page news The world demanded donut juice And everybody
Wanted his machine HATCHWORTH The world became obsessed and crazed
With siphoning their jelly glazed
The best phenomenon you'd ever seen!
RABBIT And when he displayed it at a science fair man from a large
Academy was there He took just one taste
And widened his eyes And said, HATCHWORTH "
Son we're giving you The Nobel Prize!
" EVERYONE It's the incredible jelly donut juicer!
It can bring so many people joy Just toss in a donut,
Turn the [bad word] And [bad word] that delicious glob treat for any
Little girl or boy JOHN Well every success,
At a price And though his intentions and dreams were nice
The calorie count was just too high
And made everybody grow big and wide!
Curse the incredible jelly donut juicer!
It can make so many people fat!
By guzzling down that tasty glob The people turned to massive blobs
So Timothy's invention then was scrapped But
He went back home to start again from scratch