paroles de chanson Pokémon Masters Are Broke - The Gregory Brothers , Matpat

The way to earn money as a Pokemon champion is to start
Beating up on some random kids pets and stealing their cash.
But what do the earnings of a Pokemon master truly look like?
Pokemon djoto, let′s go
Chase your dreams, just prepare for bankruptcy (for bankruptcy).
Even if you get to the end, you lose money on your journey.
It's the single worst financial decision ever
Getting shocked over and over doesn′t make it better,
Pikachu Pokemon masters are broke, they can't pay them bills.
Being a trainer is a joke, they can't get that Pokeskrill.
Pokemon masters are broke, they can′t pay them bills.
Being a trainer is a joke, no sweet, sweet Pokeskrill
We′ve all had that dream though, right
To spend a year out of your life
In the world of Pokemon,
To become a champion.
Armed with only a few Pokeballs
Travelling the land to catch animalls
Then make them fight in eternal
Bloodsport to the DEATH. (to the death).
See, video games tend to gloss over the rest of life.
But what do the earnings of a Pokemon
Master truly look like. (truly look like)
You might be able to speed your way to
The top of the Pokecharts (The Pokecharts)
If you wanna make the pokebucks, it's gonna be pokehard

Chase your dreams, just prepare for bankruptcy (for bankruptcy).
Even if you get to the end, you lose money on your journey.
It′s the single worst financial decision ever.
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better, Pikachu

Pokemon masters are broke,
They can′t pay them bills.
Being a trainer is a joke,
They can't get that Pokeskrill.
Pokemon masters are broke,
They can′t pay them bills.
Being a trainer is a joke, no sweet, sweet Pokeskrill

You're having a great time,
Or so we'd like to think,
You still have to eat,
Sleep,
Use the bathroom or the most convenient tree
If you became a Pokemon champion,
How broke would would you be,
Beating up on the elite four gets you
85 cans of soda from the vending machine

Pokedollars, Pokeskrill, Pokebucks, pay them bills,
Pokebones, Pokecharts, poke- whatever they are
Pokedollars, Pokeskrill, Pokebucks, pay them bills,
Pokebones, Pokecharts, poke- whatever they are

Chase your dreams, just prepare for bankruptcy (for bankruptcy).
Even if you get to the end, you lose money on your journey.
It′s the single worst financial decision ever.
Getting shocked over and over doesn′t make it better, Pikachu

Pokemon masters are broke,
They can't pay them bills.
Being a trainer is a joke,
They can′t get that Pokeskrill.
Pokemon masters are broke,
They can't pay them bills.
Being a trainer is a joke,
No sweet, sweet Pokeskrill
But hey, that′s just a theory,
A GAME theory,
And we didn't even talk abut taxes, don′t get me started on taxes!