paroles de chanson La Vie Boheme - The New Musical Cast
THE
WAITER
No,
please
no
Not
tonight,
please
no
MIster,
can′t
you
go?
Not
tonight,
can't
have
a
scene
ROGER
What!?
THE
WAITER
Go,
please
go
you-
hello
sir!-
I
said
no,
important
customer
MARK
What
am
I,
just
a
blur?
THE
WAITER
You
sit
all
night,
you
never
buy
MARK
That′s
a
lie,
that's
a
lie!
I
had
a
tea
the
other
day
THE
WAITER
You
couldn't
pay!
MARK
Oh
yeah...
COLLINS
Benjamin
Coffin
the
Third?
Here?
THE
WAITER
Oh
no...
ALL
Wine
and
beer!
MAUREEN
The
enemy
of
Avenue
A
We′ll
stay
THE
WAITER
Oy
vey!
COLLINS
What
brings
a
mogul
in
his
own
mind
to
the
Life
Cafe?
BENNY
I
would
like
to
propose
a
toast
To
Maureen′s
noble
try
It
went
well-
MAUREEN
Go
to
hell!
BENNY
Was
the
yuppie
scum
stomped?
Not
counting
the
homeless,
How
many
tickets
weren't
comped?
ROGER
Why
did
Muffy-
BENNY
Alison!
ROGER
-Miss
the
show?
BENNY
There
was
a
death
in
the
family,
if
you
must
know
ANGEL
Who
died?
BENNY
Our
Akita-
ANGEL,
ROGER
Evita!
BENNY
Mimi,
I′m
surprised
A
bright
and
charming
girl
like
you
Hangs
out
with
these
slackers
Who
don't
adhere
to
deals
They
make
fun-
yet
I
am
the
one
Attempting
to
do
some
good
Or
do
you
really
want
a
neighborhood
Where
people
piss
on
your
stoop
every
night?
Bohemia,
Bohemia
Is
a
fallacy
in
your
head
This
is
Calcutta;
Bohemia
is
dead
MARK
Dearly
beloved
we
gather
here
to
say
our
goodbyes
COLLINS
& ROGER
Dies
irae
- dies
illa,
Kyrie
eleison
Yitgadal
v′yitkadash
MARK
Here
she
lies,
no
one
knew
her
worth
The
late
great
daughter
of
Mother
Earth
On
these
nights
when
we
Celebrate
the
birth
In
that
little
town
of
Bethlehem
We
raise
our
glass
- you
bet
your
ass
to
-
La
vie
Bohème
ALL
La
vie
Bohème
La
vie
Bohème
La
vie
Bohème
La
vie
Bohème
MARK
To
days
of
inspiration
Playing
hookey,
making
Something
out
of
nothing
The
need
to
express-
To
communicate,
To
going
against
the
grain,
Going
insane,
going
mad
To
loving
tension,
no
pension
To
more
than
one
dimension,
To
starving
for
attention,
Hating
convention,
hating
pretension
Not
to
mention
of
course,
Hating
dear
old
Mom
and
Dad
To
riding
your
bike,
Midday
past
the
three-piece
suits
To
fruits
- to
no
absolutes-
To
Absolut
- to
choice-
To
the
Village
Voice-
To
any
passing
fad
To
being
an
us
for
once
...
instead
of
a
them!
ALL
La
vie
Bohème!
La
vie
Bohème
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MR.
GREY
Ahhemm
MAUREEN
Hey
Mister
- she's
my
sister
WAITER
So
that's
five
miso
soup,
four
seaweed
salad
Three
soy
burger
dinner,
two
tofu
dog
platter
And
one
pasta
with
meatless
balls
ROGER
Eww
COLLINS
It
tastes
the
same
MIMI
If
you
close
your
eyes
WAITER
And
thirteen
orders
of
fries
Is
that
it
here?
ALL
Wine
and
beer!
MIMI
& ANGEL
To
hand-crafted
beers
Made
in
local
breweries
To
yoga,
to
yogurt,
to
rice
and
beans
and
cheese
To
leather,
to
dildos,
to
curry
vindaloo
To
Huevos
Rancheros
and
Maya
Angelou
MAUREEN
& COLLINS
Emotion,
devotion,
to
causing
a
commotion
Creation,
vacation
MARK
Mucho
masturbation
MAUREEN
& COLLINS
Compassion,
to
fashion,
to
passion
when
it′s
new
COLLINS
To
Sontag
ANGEL
To
Sondheim
FOUR
GIRLS
To
anything
taboo
COLLINS
& ROGER
Ginsberg,
Dylan,
Cunningham
and
Cage,
COLLINS
Lenny
Bruce
ROGER
Langston
Hughes
MAUREEN
To
the
stage
BOHEMIANS
To
Uta.
To
Buddha.
Pablo
Neruda,
too.
MARK
& MIMI
Why
Dorothy
and
Toto
went
over
the
rainbow
To
blow
off
Auntie
Em
ALL
La
vie
Bohème!
MAUREEN
And
wipe
the
speakers
off
before
you
pack
JOANNE
Yes,
Maureen
MAUREEN
Well,
hurry
back!
MR.
GREY
Sisters?
MAUREEN
& JOANNE
We′re
close
ANGELS
& COLLINS
Brothers!
MARK,
ANGEL
& MIMI
Bisexuals,
trisexuals,
homo
sapiens,
Carcinogens,
hallucinogens,
men,
Pee-wee
Herman
German
wine,
turpentine,
Gertrude
Stein
Antoniotti,
Bertolucci,
Kurosawa
Carmina
Burana
ALL
To
apathy,
to
entropy,
to
empathy,
ecstasy
Vaclav
Havel
- The
Sex
Pistols,
8BC
To
no
shame
- never
playing
the
Fame
Game
COLLINS
To
marijuana!
ALL
To
sodomy,
it's
between
God
and
me
To
S&M!
BENNY
Waiter
...
Waiter
...
Waiter
...
Waiter!
ALL
La
vie
Bohème!
COLLINS
In
honor
of
the
death
of
Bohemia
an
impromptu
salon
Will
commence
immediately
following
dinner
Mimi
Marquez,
clad
only
in
bubble
rap,
Will
perform
her
famous
"lawn
chair
handcuff
dance"
To
the
sounds
of
iced
tea
being
stirred
ROGER
And
Mark
Cohen
will
preview
his
new
documentary
About
his
inability
to
hold
an
erection
On
the
high
holy
days.
MARK
And
Maureen
Johnson,
Back
from
her
spectacular
one-night
engagement
at
the
eleventh
street
lot,
will
sing
Native
American
tribal
chants
backwards
through
her
vocoder,
While
accompanying
herself
on
the
electric
Cello
- which
she
has
never
studied.
BENNY
Your
new
boyfriend
doesn′t
know
about
us.
MIMI
There's
nothing
to
know
BENNY
Don′t
you
think
that
we
should
discuss...
MIMI
It
was
three
months
ago.
BENNY
He
doesn't
act
like
he′s
with
you.
MIMI
We're
taking
it
slow.
BENNY
Where
is
he
now?
MIMI
He's
right...
Hmm,
where′d
he
go?
MARK
And
Roger
will
attempt
to
write
a
bittersweet,
evocative
song.
(Roger
plays
a
solo)
That
doesn′t
remind
us
of
"Musetta's
Waltz!"
COLLINS
Angel
Dumott
Schunard
will
model
the
latest
fall
fashions
From
Paris
while
accompanying
herself
on
the
10
gallon
plastic
pickle
tub.
ANGEL
And
Collins
will
recount
his
exploits
as
anarchist
-
Including
the
tale
of
the
successful
reprogramming
of
the
M.I.T.
Virtual
reality
equipment
to
self-destruct,
as
it
broadcasts
the
words:
ALL
"Actual
reality
- Act
Up
- Fight
AIDS"
BENNY
Check!
MIMI
Excuse
me
- did
I
do
something
wrong?
I
get
invited
- then
ignored
all
night
long
ROGER
I′ve
been
trying
- I'm
not
lying
No
one′s
perfect.
I've
got
baggage
MIMI
Life′s
too
short,
babe,
time
is
flying
I'm
looking
for
baggage
that
goes
with
mine
ROGER
I
should
tell
you
MIMI
I
got
baggage
too
ROGER
I
should
tell
you
ROGER
& MIMI
Baggage
ALL
Wine
and
beer!
MIMI
AZT
break
ROGER
You?
MIMI
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