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Woah!
If
it
isn't
a
Lightner!
Hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey!
Looks
like
you're
all
alone
on
a
late
night?
All
your
friends
abandoned
you
for
the
slime
you
are?
Sales
gone
down
the
drain?
Drain?
Living
in
a
goddamn
garbage
can?
Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!
Friend,
either
you're
closing
your
eyes
To
savings
you
do
not
wish
to
acknowledge
Or
you
are
not
aware
of
the
calibre
of
discounts
Indicated
by
the
presence
of
a
heart-shaped
object
In
your
community
Hey,
kid,
look
at
you!
Right
time,
right
place!
Ripe
for
the
picking!
Right
money
in
your
pocket!
You're
so
lucky!
Very
lucky!
Oh,
so
very,
very
lucky!
That
you
get
to
be
investing
in
this
Very
Special
Product
From
everybody's
favourite
number
one
rated
salesman
Circa
1997,
mighty
proud
to
say
it!
Mighty
proud
to
say
it!
Yes,
I'm
mighty
proud
to
say
it!
Yes,
sir!
Don't
you
wanna
have
a
little
fun,
little
sponge?
Little
something
to
pluck
you
from
the
glum
humdrum?
Live
comfortably,
capital
at
risk!
Yum,
yum!
Listen
up!
For
the
offer
only
comes
just
once!
Hey,
chum!
I
can
see
you're
having
violent
thoughts!
But
don't
you
wanna
wanna
be
a
be
a
big
shot?
Enquire
today!
While
the
secret's
in
stock!
All
you
gotta
do
is
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I
used
to
be
nothing
but
the
email
guy
Now
I'm
the
"It
burns!
Ow!
Stop!
Stop!
Help
me!
It
burns!"
guy
We've
got
never
bettered
bargains,
we've
got
deals
you
won't
believe
We
can
tell
you
what
you
want
before
you
realise
what
you
need
If
you'll
pardon
us
the
jargon,
here's
our
Darkner
guarantee
We
take
cash
or
card
or
credit,
but
we'll
take
your
heart
for
free
Are
you
feeling
down?
Have
you
lost
control?
Is
your
life
a
mess?
Do
your
friends
despise
you?
Well,
here's
one
weird
trick
discovered
by
a
mom
And
I'm
sure
number
five
will
surprise
you
All
you've
ever
dreamed
of,
shining,
glistening
Gotta
buckle
up!
Grab
life
by
the
silly
string!
You
can
have
it!
You
can
have
it!
Say
the
word,
it's
yours!
Eahaehaehaehaeh!
I
wasn't
listening
See,
it
says
just
here,
right
here,
last
year
On
the
third
of
the
fourth
at
five-o-six
You
searched
cat
pics
online,
well,
that's
just
fine
Moist,
delicious
cookies
Little
tippy
tap
kitty
catalyst
Now
we
have
a
list
And
we'll
guess
what
ever
habit
is
Wanna
buy
a
cat
flap?
Cat
food?
Catchup?
Catamaran?
You'll
be
categorically
catatonic
At
the
catalogue
of
categories
I
have
at
my
hands
A
cavalcade
of
all
your
favourite
brands
An
advertism
schism
cataclysm,
cash
on
demand!
You'd
better
cancel
your
plans!
Cash
for
the
crackers
and
the
pickles
and
the
flypaper!
Wanna
buy
a
cat
plush?
Plush
toy?
Toy
box?
Box
wine?
Why
won't
Mike
just
call
me?
Backgammon?
Ham
and
eggs?
Egg
chair?
Chair
bed?
Bed
bath?
Bath
sponge?
Sponge
who
hates
it's
$4.99?
Life
boat?
Boat
shoe?
Shoestring?
String
bean?
Bean
bag?
Bagpipes?
Pipe
bomb?
Bomber
jacket?
Jackdaw?
Doorstop?
Stop!
No,
please!
Don't
take
my
furniture!
Stopwatch?
Watchdog?
Dog
collar?
Colorado?
Adderall?
Ads
are
all
seeping!
Ping
pong?
Ponchos?
Choke
chains?
Chainsaws?
Swordfish-shish
kebab-bobcat?
Do
you
want
a
cat
or
not?
Well,
you
wanna
be
a
big
shot,
don't
you?
Don't
you
wanna
be
the
next
big
thing?
You
can
do
it!
Yes,
it's
true,
it's
really
true
There's
nothing
to
it,
I
can
prove
it!
Hear
the
registers
ring!
Ring,
ring,
ring,
ring,
ring,
ring,
ring,
ring,
ring
You're
kidding?
It's
for
you
Wanna
know
a
secret?
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You
too
can
have
a
communion
with—
Soon,
I'll
even
surpass
that
damned
clown
around
town!
We've
got
never
bettered
bargains,
we've
got
deals
you
won't
believe
We
can
tell
you
what
you
want
before
you
realise
what
you
need
If
you'll
pardon
us
the
jargon,
here's
our
Darkner
guarantee
We
take
cash
or
card
or
credit,
but
we'll
take
your
heart
for
free
Holy
cungadero,
there,
you
funky,
little
worm
You
seem
unaware
of
all
the
money
you
could
earn
If
you
wanna
get
the
gold
Well,
there
is
stuff
you
gotta
learn
Milk
the
humans
of
their
kindness
Then
there's
butter
to
be
churned
You.
Want.
It.
Need.
It!
Don't.
You.
See?
But
if
you
wanna
make
your
screen
green
You're
gonna
need
my
Kromer
key
Yes,
you've
got
trouble,
my
friend!
Whadayatalk?
Right
here
in
Cyber
City!
See,
I
used
to
be
a
top
notch!
Big
shot!
Best
deals!
Best
wheels!
Best
prices
in
the
tri-state
area
But
you
can
get
it
back!
Ha-ha-ha!
Yes,
you
can!
All
you
gotta
do
is
follow
through
my
12-step
plan
Bigger,
bigger,
better,
like
the
telephone
was
telling
me
You
gotta
know
the
territory!
Spend
a
hand,
lend
a
hand
Who's
gonna
patronise
a
little
bitty
Two
by
four
kinda
store
anymore?
Gotta
go!
Gotta
get!
Gotta
get
on
and
go!
Make
a
deal!
Big
deal!
High
score!
Our
store
is
closing!
Hot
tip!
Drop
shipping!
Four,
three,
two,
one!
Not
skipping
offers
wired
into
your
inbox
Swing
by
the
gift
shop!
Think
of
the
big
shot!
All
this
and
more,
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Can
anyone
hear
me?
Help
Mike
Mike?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
We've
got
never
bettered
bargains,
we've
got
deals
you
won't
believe
We
can
tell
you
what
you
want
before
you
realise
what
you
need
If
you'll
pardon
us
the
jargon,
here's
our
Darkner
guarantee
We
take
cash
or
card
or
credit,
but
we'll
take
your
heart
for
free
Insurance!
Know
that
I'm
the
best
in
policy!
Honestly,
do
you
wanna
end
in
poverty?
Buddy,
I'm
the
one
to
help
invest
it
properly!
I'm
here
to
talk
about
extended
warranty!
It's
a
super,
bumper,
liquidation,
last
chance
First
day,
half
price,
fire
sale
like
never
before!
And
it's
there
to
explore,
when
you
step
in
the
door
The
very
model
of
a
modern
major
general
store!
But
the
fact
is
everybody's
gotta
have
it,
gotta
have
it
Those
who
have
it
really
have
it
If
you
haven't,
well,
you've
had
it,
couldn't
hack
it
Now
the
haven'ts
haven't
had
it
and
the
haves
are
very
glad
it's
Just
the
haven'ts
that're
lacking
what
they're
having
Now
the
ads
have
got
the
traffic
And
we've
grabbed
your
demographic
So
you're
packing
up
your
basket
'Cause
your
dad
has
gotta
have
it
He'll
be
sad
if
you
don't
wrap
it
with
a
tag,
it'll
be
tragic
So
you're
manically
grabbing
at
the
shelves
amid
the
panic
Seems
that
everybody
has
it,
man,
you
really
gotta
have
it
So
you
get
it,
you're
ecstatic,
but
a
crackle
in
the
static
And
the
it
is
out
of
fashion,
just
a
fad,
a
piece
of
plastic
So
you
trash
it,
then
you
get
back
in
your
car
'cause
you
don't
have
it
And
the
fact
is
everybody's
gotta
have
it,
gotta
have
it
Those
who
have
it
really
have
it
If
you
haven't,
well,
you've
had
it,
couldn't
hack
it
Now
the
haven'ts
haven't
had
it
and
the
haves
are
very
glad
it's
Hochi
mama!
What
a
mouthful!
In
the
encyclopedia
of
being
afraid
There
ain't
nothing
to
be
scared
of
'til
there's
fees
to
be
paid
There's
deals
to
be
made
with
seasonal
savings!
Regional
ratings
are
lethally
fading
Screaming
and
raving,
ceaseless
appraising
Neat,
little
plate
with
a
needless
engraving
Legally
grey,
but
sweet
with
the
phrasing
Feet
in
the
grave,
but
gleefully
trading
Feeding
the
cravings,
eat,
little
plaything
Deals
so
good
I'll—
myself
Feeding
the
cravings,
eat,
little
plaything
Gone
with
the
sugar
barrel,
pickle
barrel,
milk
pan
Feeding
the
cravings,
eat,
little
plaything
I
can
feel
that
smooth
taste
already!
Feeding
the
cravings,
eat,
little
plaything
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