paroles de chanson Step Right Up (Live 1995 Broadcast Remastered) - Tom Waits

Step right up
Step right up
Step right up
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One tenth of a dollar
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Don't be caught with your drawers down
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Step right up
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And it mows your lawn
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Step right up
It's only a dollar
Step right up
'Cause it forges your signature
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That's right
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And it doubles on sax
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Well it takes weights off hips
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And it strips the phone company
Of free tapes and your while exchange
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And it's a companion
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Never needs winding
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Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy
C'mon, c'mon.
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Step right up
Step right up
Step right up
You got it buddy
The large print giveth
And the small print taketh away
Step right up
You can step right up
'Cause you can step right up
C'mon step right up
Get away from me kid, ya bother me
Step right up
Step right up
Step right up
C'mon c'mon c'mon
C'mon c'mon
Step right up
You can step right up
C'mon and step right up
C'mon step right up