Sing!

See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was (sing)
I have trouble with the (note)
It goes all around my (throat)
It's a terrifying (thing)

See I really couldn't hear which note was lower or was (higher)
Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a (choir)
Hey when I begin to (squeak)
It's a cross between a (shriek)
And a quiver or a (moan)
It's a little like a (throat)
Or the record player (throat)
What it doesn't have is (tone)

Oh I know you're thinking what a crazy (ding-a-ling)
But I really couldn't (sing)
I could never really (sing)
What I couldn't do was (sing)

Three blind mice
Three blind mice

It isn't intentional
He's doing his best
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle bells, jingle bells
It really blows my mind
He gets depressed

But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in (power)
And all my friends say I am perfect for the (shower)
Still, I'm terrific at a (dance)
'Cause I'm messing up my (pence)
I'm a birdie on the (wing)

But when I begin to (chirp)
They say who's the little (twerk)
Going pong instead of (ping)

And when Christmas comes and all my friends go (caroling)
It is so disheart (ening)
It is so disquiet (ting)
It is so discour (aging)
Darling please stop answer (ring)

See I really couldn't (sing)
I could never really (sing)
What I couldn't do was (do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do)

La, la, la
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing
Sing (sing)