paroles de chanson The Feen-A-Mint Kid - TurtleFrogMan

Feen a mint
Was a minty gum you'd carefully chew
That brought comfort to those poor people who
Were suffering with symptoms pertinent to mild constipation

Constipation
Is a very common human affliction
Putting movements of your bowels on restriction
Which causes those afflicted with it quite an unpleasant sensation

I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I chewed more Feen A Mint gum than anyone ever did
I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I did things in plain view that I would have normally hid

Chicken wings
Are often fried and terribly spicy
The gastronomical impact is dicey
And On this occasion the chicken wings had plugged me up completely

In titty bars
Women referred to as strippers
Take their tops off for generous tippers
My brother and I attended this establishment discretely

I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I chewed more Feen A Mint gum than anyone ever did
I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I did things in front of these strippers I would have normally hid

These chicken wings had left me feeling sickened and morose
So I chewed some feen a mint gum, I more than tripled the dose
Once inside the bar, we sat with derelicts and felons
This talented young lady danced and flashed her giant melons

And that's when
Just then

My stomach starts to grumble
My colon starts rumble
My resistance starts to crumble
I excuse myself and stumble

And I in desperation beat
An obvious retreat
With my slightly drunken feet
For the nearest toilet seat

Privacy
Most facilities have four walls protection
Which grants the user safety from inspection
But the toilet in this strip club we had patronized did not have this enclosure

PTSD
The strippers manned the bar when not dancing
The bar was across from the mens room and by glancing
Each time the door swung open I endured embarrassing exposure

I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I chewed more Feen A Mint gum than anyone ever did
I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I did things in front of these strippers I would have normally hid