paroles de chanson Normal for a Man - Voltaire

When I was a young man
Who traveled ′round the world.
And I've been with every kind of girl
I think I slept with half the population of Japan.
It′s nothing strange; It's normal for a man.
Back then our president,
He really raised the bar for
Getting stuck, caught in the cookie jar.
He gave a new meaning to having an intern on your staff.
It's nothing strange; It′s normal for a man.
Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth.
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.
What I wouldn′t give to see somebody take a stand.
Just grow a pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man.
When you are a Tiger
And have a gorgeous wife.
Sometimes you just get tired of your life.
If you eat fillet mignon each day eventually you′ll want Spam.
It's nothing strange; It′s normal for a man.
Take that motorcycle man
Who wed a movie star.
While she made films, he trolled around in bars.
He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass.
It's nothing strange; It′s normal for a man.
Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth.
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.
What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand.
Just grow a pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man.
We men we have our predilection
We′ll cheat if given half a chance.
There ain′t such thing as sex-addiction.
We're just horny bastards
And we can′t keep it in our pants.
It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural.
Now I′m old and wiser
And have a lovely wife.
And I'll be true to her for all my life.
I ain′t sayin' that I'm special or that I′m a superman.
I guess I′m just too old and tired
To do what's normal for a man.
But if I did I wouldn′t go lyin' through my teeth.
And rattle off excuses for what made me cheat.
I′d be the one to finally come along and take a stand.
I'd show my pair and fess up and say:
It′s normal for a man!
And you would leave and I'd be lonely.
I'd hit the bar and wreck my health,
I′d cry and say I ruined everything.
Don′t be sad for me, it's nothing strange.
It′s normal for a man.