paroles de chanson Jackie Beat’s Penis in the Ladies Room - Willam

I'm at the local shopping mall looking for back to school bargains for my kids
I'm losing my shit over a sale rack at Chicco's when my youngest starts losing his shit
Literally
And I am much much unhappy about that
I have to find myself a public restroom before he has a BM
A bowel movement
And when we go inside, things get scandalous

Cuz' theres a penis in the ladies room
I'll be back real soon
I'm gonna go and get security
And force that thing to show ID

I'm not sure but I think that she was born a man
(I'm pretty sure that's a man)
Cuz' she's a tall drink of water and she's got big manly hands
(Just take a look at those hands)
She's got a really strong jaw, and a prominent nose
(That's a big honkin' nose)
And I think I see some leg hair, through those cheap pantyhose
Oh my
Now there's a tranny in the ladies room
A left wig looney tune
They're always leaving up the toilet lids
And molesting little kids
(Sick, no no no nuh no)
It's none of my business but it's
(Sick, no no no nuh no)

Right next door, you'll find the opposite
(The total opposite)
A woman dressed like a dude, trying to take a shit
(Taking a big ol' shit)
She may look like a fella, but he has got a vagina
(I'm fuckin' freakin' out)
That may be fly in California, but not in North Carolina

There's a vay-jay-jay in the men's room
On the toilet going boom boom
The bible tells me that I shouldn't judge
But I'm an asshole who won't budge
(Sick, no no no nuh no)
It's none of my business but it's
(Sick, no no no nuh no)
I'm voting Donald Trump

Walk through the door, and I saw Caitlyn Jenner
Looked my way as she leaned, against the tampon machine
She asked do you have a quarter, it is my time of the month
I threw a handful of pennies, and screamed you don't have a cunt
If you're a tranny and you have to pee
I don't really fucking care if you complain you see
Live and let live it's a free country, but when I said that I meant normal people like me

There's a tranny in the ladies room
It's gotta peen instead of poon
He called me man I trust him the least,
With my son is a catholic priest
Abomination in the ladies room
Serving banana and fruit of the loom's
I know that Jesus doesn't make mistakes
And he don't like skirt steaks

No tranny's
I don't mean to be rude
No he-she's
Cuz' I'm not in the mood

Candice Cayne is in the ladies room
Dancing to a show tune
And now the baby changing tables broke
That's where the tranny's sit and do their coke
If you're a tranny better run and hide
Cuz' like a dog you can poop outside
Ouch