waluigi doesn't have anything on me

1 she threw me on the floor, i guess this is where i belong
2 your friendly neighborhood keyboard warrior
3 girls, it's all doom and gloom from here on out
4 waluigi doesn't have anything on me
5 my gaydar is damn near flawless
6 meet me under the golden gate bridge
7 brittany and her bicycle seemed to disappear without a trace
8 this isn't a ransom situation, this is what love really is
9 i'll pull myself up by my bootstraps, no matter how much it pains me
10 i really don't know if i can do this
11 death to heteronormativity
12 whatever she wants
13 i followed the buzzard, but now you're all gone...