Текст песни Welcome to My World - Pete & Mike

There's a dog on a microphone, singing with the band, and I don't think he knows the tune
There's a guy on a horse, shooting at the bad guys, jumping over the moon
There's a penguin waiter in uniform bringing me a drink
And there's a fish swimming by, talking to a girl, bathing in my kitchen sink
Welcome to my world

There's a deer fishing off the head of a gnome, on my movie shelf
And there's a bear in the corner, reading in a chair, and he's acting like myself
A weatherman talkin bout the rain, hanging out in my shower stall
There's a baseball dude, up on deck, and he's waiting to hit the ball
Welcome to my world

Anything is possible in this crazy world of mine
If I can think it up, it remains real every time
Sometimes it is scary, other times it's fun
I will take the good and bad roll whatever comes

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to my world

There's a guy in the driveway, bringing in a plane, and he taxi's for a landing
There's an elf on my mailbox, looking for the mailman, to see what he is handling
There's a lion on my bed, Gotta shake him off, when I tried he started roaring
And there's a hobo in my closet, in a three piece suit, making noise with all his snoring

Welcome to my world
Welcome, welcome, welcome, to my world