Текст песни Mice! - 3hree - The New Musical

Vermin! Rodents!
Allen? Hmm? Ellen? Yes?
Help! What? Mice!

They waltz right through as if on cue
Right down the chimney and through the floo
And soon my house is a petting zoo!
Allen? Yes sir? We got mice!

They're tough as nails they're bold as brass
They breed like rabbits and chew through glass
They block the doorway so I can't pass!
Ellen? Okay! We got mice!

Minnesota winters always drive them indoors
Easy to ignore until that indoors is yours!

I fear this year is getting wierd
We set out traps and they won't be scared
I bought a cat and it disappeared!
Al I've told you twice
Come over and get rid of my mice

Allen do you have to move so slow?
I uh-
You're late!
I was just uh-
Don't just! Go! Go! GO!

Allen! Coming! We got mice!

Filthy creatures!
I thought I might-
Those neighbors of ours!
(Gonna go out)
Never had height or hair of a rodent in my house!

Allen! Alright! We got mice!

Minnesota winters never drove them in here
Run a tighter ship and then your rats won't appear
I wax my floors no residue
I give the carpet a good shampoo
But every winter there's more rats who ignore my good advice
And wonder why they wind up with mice!

Ellen! Right! Ellen! He knows! Ellen! Yeah! Ellen! Help!

Minnestoa winters bring in work I suppose
But what a filthy job and what ridiculous clothes
The basment's full of poison bait
He sprays so often we suffocate
There's nothing left to exterminate
And that I guess is nice
But normal men do not play with

Ellen! Christ! Ellen! Yeah! Ellen! He'll get to ya'! Oh thank God!

Your vermin killed each mousehold filled
Your house is clean and your spouse is thrilled
And if they're not then you won't get billed
Allen! We know! We got mice!

Every year bombarded by our pestilent foes
Then when we're outsmarted we require a pro
Allen let's go!

Each winter mice and men collide
And all our houses are occupied
They'll drive my family right outside
To perish on the ice

No vermin here! No rodents here!
They chewed up all that we hold dear
So Allen end our crisis! Name your price!
Cause' we got mice!
Allen!