Текст песни Boris Johnson (Au Revoir) - 3one5

It's an absolute shamble
That my health is a gamble
I'm watching you ramble
Stuck in screwball scramble
You are a blithering blunderer
Irrational plunderer
But we gave a 'wonderer'
POWER!

"Don't go to work
But do go to work
But only go to work
If your work can work
And stay indoors
If you can go to work but go outside.
(Don't go outside!)
Use the bus and train
Don't use the train!
Stay away from the bus and sit on a bench
Meet a guy in the park for no apparent reason
And ride to work instead
On top of a bicycle!"

UNLIMITED EXERCISE!
(Let's go everyone!)
I'm going out for twenty runs.
I can teach a class of pupils
But I can I pop round for a cuppa?
Absurd!

And all this confusion
Masks collusion
Play the great illusion
Your institution's absolution
Is an execution.

(Someone get the guillotine!)
It's an execution!
And we all comply
It's an execution!
(Someone get the guillotine!)
Let's help
Let's help each other...

For the state of economy
You'd risk our priority
A Brexit autonomy
While playing monopoly
Are we taking a chance
As we tiptoe and dance
While avoiding the lance
And should we listen to France?

Au Revoir!

I'm being socially distant!
You're not being consistent!
And you're being resistant!
Cut it out in an instant!
(I don't like this...)

And all this confusion
Masks collusion
Play the great illusion
Your institution's absolution
Is an execution

(Someone get the guillotine!)
It's an execution!
And we all comply
It's an execution!
(Someone get the guillotine!)
Let's help
Let's help each other

Die!
(Yes! You must!)
Let's help each other die
(Yes! You must!)
(Don't go outside)
Let's help each other die
(Absurd!)
(Yes! You must!)
(Don't go outside)
Let's help each other die
(Absurd!)
(Yes! You must!)
(Don't go outside)
Let's help each other