Текст и перевод песни 8 Ball - Eaaa

Eaaa

Setres juga makin banyak alay seliweran
Tulisan sama ucapan udah banyak perubahan
Eejaan yang di sempurnakan sama mereka di kubur
Ramai menggempur di mana mana mewabah
Dan yang ngadepin harus mau gak mau bisa tabah
Cuma 1 cara pakek jurus yang waras ngalah
Mereka kadang pinter bantah gk merasa bersalah

Lam kenal ya kakak EAA
Lagi galau ya kakak EAA
Cemungudh ya kakak EAA
Eaa eaa ya kakak Eaa
Facebook di konfirm ya kakak EAA
Like status aku dunk kakak EAA
Foll back twiter ku ya kakak EAA
Makacih ya kakak EAA

Kadang ku curiga jangan jangan mereka alien
Yang nyamar jadi orang misinya merusak konsen
Pokok nya sampe rusak otak kita berantakan
Dalam senyum lugunya niat jahat yang tersimpan
Seakan akan mereka mau nebarin firus aneh
Kita semua di ajak ngikutin bahasa nyeleneh
Gk boleh di biarin mesti ambil tindakan
Serangan alay makin banyak makin menghawatirkan

Lam kenal ya kakak EAA
Lagi galau ya kakak EAA
Cemungudh ya kakak EAA
Eaa eaa ya kakak Eaa
Facebook di konfirm ya kakak EAA
Like status aku dunk kakak EAa
Foll back twiter ku ya kakak EAA
Makacih ya kakak EAA

Aku bisa stres liatin gaya alay
Pasang pose mirip jablay pantat pengen di belai
Tulis kamu pakek y di baca kamyu
Tulisan gedek kecil biar di bilang unyuk
Semua hurup di ganti dasar gila lo
Cuma dia yang ngerti pusing palak ku
Status FB dan twiter pasti berulang kali
Chatting di FB ku kakak Minta jempol lagi

Lam kenal ya kakak EAA
Lagi galau ya kakak EAA
Cemungudh ya kakak EAA
Eaa eaa ya kakak Eaa
Facebook di konfirm ya kakak EAA
Like status aku dunk kakak Eaa
Foll back twiter ku ya kakak EAA
Makacih ya kakak EAA

Pakaian warna warni seperti kayak pelangi
Pakek kacamata lalu bibir di monyongi
Update status twitter si alay lagi galau
Aku mau bunuh dili pakek picau
Dari gaya tulisan dan nama selalu aneh
Cah ngiuk ngiuk ica bojonecopo ah aneh deh
Partai persatuan alay lambang nya keringet
Harus kita musnah kan ah sesuatu banget

Lam kenal ya kakak EAA
Lagi galau ya kakak EAA
Cemungudh ya kakak EAA
Eaa eaa ya kakak Eaa
Facebook di konfirm ya kakak EAA
Like status ku dunk kakak Eaa
Foll back twiter aku ya kakak EAA
Makacih ya kakak EAA

Oh dear

Stress levels rise as these annoying people creep out of the woodwork
The way they write and speak has changed a lot
Proper spelling and grammar have been buried by them
They are everywhere and multiplying like a virus
And those who confront them must somehow endure
There is only one way - use common sense and just give in
They can be quite clever at arguing and never admit fault

Nice to meet you, my dear Oh dear
Are you feeling down, my dear Oh dear
Are you feeling down in the dumps, my dear Oh dear
Oh dear oh dear my dear Oh dear
Confirm my Facebook friend request, my dear Oh dear
Like my status, my dear Oh dear
Follow me on Twitter, my dear Oh dear
Thank you, my dear Oh dear

Sometimes I wonder if they are aliens in disguise
Pretending to be humans, their mission to destroy our minds
Until our brains are mush and we are totally confused
Behind their innocent smiles, evil intentions lurk
As if they want to spread a strange virus
They want us all to follow their wacky language
We must not let them, we must take action
The annoying people are multiplying, it's getting worrying

Nice to meet you, my dear Oh dear
Are you feeling down, my dear Oh dear
Are you feeling down in the dumps, my dear Oh dear
Oh dear oh dear my dear Oh dear
Confirm my Facebook friend request, my dear Oh dear
Like my status, my dear Oh dear
Follow me on Twitter, my dear Oh dear
Thank you, my dear Oh dear

These annoying people make me want to scream
They pose like sluts, begging to be spanked
They write "you" as "u" and pronounce it "you-way"
They use tiny, cutesy letters to look "kawaii"
They change all the letters for no reason, it drives me insane
Only they understand each other, it gives me a headache
Their Facebook and Twitter statuses are always the same
They spam my Facebook asking for likes

Nice to meet you, my dear Oh dear
Are you feeling down, my dear Oh dear
Are you feeling down in the dumps, my dear Oh dear
Oh dear oh dear my dear Oh dear
Confirm my Facebook friend request, my dear Oh dear
Like my status, my dear Oh dear
Follow me on Twitter, my dear Oh dear
Thank you, my dear Oh dear

They dress in rainbow colors like clowns
They wear sunglasses and pout their lips
The annoying girl is always posting on Twitter about being sad
I want to kill her with a fork
Their writing style and names are always strange
They call themselves stupid names like "cute girl" or "silly boy"
Their party is called the Annoying People's Party, their symbol is a pool of drool
We must destroy them, they are a menace

Nice to meet you, my dear Oh dear
Are you feeling down, my dear Oh dear
Are you feeling down in the dumps, my dear Oh dear
Oh dear oh dear my dear Oh dear
Confirm my Facebook friend request, my dear Oh dear
Like my status, my dear Oh dear
Follow me on Twitter, my dear Oh dear
Thank you, my dear Oh dear