Family Man

She had sulky spots
She took a standing pose as she presented herself
She had sultry eyes
She made it perfectly plain that she was his for a price

But he said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"
He said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
If you push me too far, I just might"

She wore hints of rags
She would check her make-up to protect herself
Fluff her plies of life
She made it totally clear that she was his for a night

But he said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"
He said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
If you push me too far, I just might"

She gave him her look
It would have worked for any other man around
He looked her up and down
She knew he couldn't decide if he should hold his ground

But he said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"
He said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
If you push me too far, I just might"

She turned, tossed her hair
And like rolling 'em over found her length and line
He waited much too long
But by the time he got his courage, well, she was gone

And he screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"
He said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
If you push me too far, I just might"
He said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And I don't think I want to die"
And he said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
If you push me too far, I just might"
He said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And I don't think I want to die"
And he said, "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
If you push me too far, I just might"