Текст песни I Can't Rap - Adam Calhoun

This that white boy shit, yeah, yeah

They say I'm to old huh? father time
I've been sonnin' these rappers, I say put 'em all in line
I hit 'em with that doo, doo,doo, I do what the fuck I do
You just lied, you decide, I swear to God
I see you

My skin tone yayo, same color as mayo
I got people on my payroll, that will roll your ass like Play-Doh
Fuck the rap game in the A-hole (in the A-hole)
Ayo, Ay, Eight-O'-Eights slappin', yeah, I really hate rappers

Face snatchin', you don't really want beef
Name the place, I'll bring the plates and the napkins
Goin' ape out that action, AK banana clip rattlin'
Pap-pap pap-pap I'm battlin'
And I feel bad for these rappers Actin' like they want action, yeah! (action, yeah!)

Bitch I rap my ass off (my ass off)
Bitch I rap my ass off (my ass off)
Ive been this way since a pup
Granddaddy gave me the pump
Told me point it at a punk, take away a chunk

They say a whole lot, huh? they just lie
I ain't stoppin' 'till I'm the coldest white boy alive (alive)
In real life, gorilla like, kill a mic jump if I'm feelin' like
Mother fucker I could hit the ceiling right
You been ashamed, been afraid
'Bout to get murdered like J.R. Renegade

I've been this way since back in the day
Granddaddy gave me the pump
Told me point it at a chump
And to this day, I've never been a punk
(Punk)

Lame, Shady clone, you about as tough as baby bones
Motherfucker built like a trailer home in a tornado zone
And why you always walk around wearin' ladies' clothes
I think you know, we all know, you got traits of a hoe

No one in particular, unless the shoe fits
You gotta wear it like the bitch you are
I'd like to hit you with my car, leave you in the ditch in my front yard
I go dumb hard, on God you fucking with the wrong God (wrong God)

B-b-bitch I rap my ass off (my ass off)
Bitch I rap my ass off (my ass off)
Been ashamed, been afraid
I hit 'em with that doo doo doo, I do what the fuck i do (what the fuck I do)

B-b-bitch I rap my ass off (my ass off)
Bitch I rap my ass off
Ive been this way since a pup Granddaddy gave me the pump
Told me point it at a punk, take away a chunk