Текст песни Corduroy Blues - Adam Sandler
When
I
was
a
boy
There
was
no
limit
on
what
I
could
eat
Shake
after
shake
after
shake
after
shake
Followed
by
all
kinds
of
red
meat
Metabolism
runnin'
around
so
fast
My
body
never
gained
no
weight
That
pissed
off
all
my
Momma's
friends
And
made
my
big-boned
sister
irate
But
now
I'm
a
man
And
all
that
food
frolicking
has
caused
my
ego
to
hurt
'Cause
even
when
I'm
in
the
shower
alone
I'm
too
embarrassed
to
remove
my
shirt
What
made
a
millionaire
out
of
Mr.
Frito-Lay
Made
a
fat
mother-f**ker
outta
me
What
made
a
millionaire
out
of
Mr.
Frito-Lay
Made
a
fat
mother-f**ker
outta
me
And
all
them
cookies
I
been
munching
lately
My
feets
are
becoming
difficult
to
see
I
believe
it
was
my
Daddy
Who
led
to
this
eating
disease
By
calling
me
"The
Little
Candy-ass"
When
I
couldn't
finish
a
burger
with
cheese
Or
maybe
it
was
my
Momma
Who
got
me
addicted
to
the
wrong
foods
Only
when
I
gobbled
down
every
chicken
cutlet
Would
I
get
to
see
Momma's
good
moods
They
said
eat
this,
they
said
eat
that
To
stay
skinny
there
was
no
chance
And
now
when
I
walk
I
hear
corduroy
Even
though
I
ain't
wearing
pants
What
made
a
millionaire
out
of
Mr.
Frito-Lay
Made
a
fat
mother-f**ker
outta
me
(You
fat
f**k,
you
fat
f**k)
What
made
a
millionaire
out
of
Mr.
Frito-Lay
Made
a
fat
mother-f**ker
outta
me
(You
fat
f**k,
you
fat
f**k)
And
all
that
ice
cream
I
been
eatin'
lately
My
chins
alone
weigh
203
The
diet
starts
tomorrow!
I
have
a
grapefruit
for
breakfast
For
lunch
a
bowl
of
white
rice
Dinnertime
it's
a
saltless
potato
I
ain't
allowed
no
spice
If
this
diet's
gonna
work
Tonight
I
can't
eat
no
more
"Just
go
to
sleep,"
I
say
to
myself
As
I
close
the
bedroom
door
Two
in
the
morning,
I
wake
up
to
piss
My
belly's
hungry
and
achin'
Tiptoe
to
the
kitchen,
f**k
the
diet
Bring
on
the
chips
flavored
with
bacon
What
made
a
millionaire
out
of
Mr.
Frito-Lay
Made
a
fat
mother-f**ker
outta
me
What
made
a
millionaire
out
of
Mr.
Frito-Lay
Make
a
tub
o'
shit
outta
me
And
all
them
crumb-cakes
I
been
eating
lately
I
shoulda
bought
stock
in
Sara
Lee
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