Текст песни Stuck In the Middle of Lidl - Aido Smeato

Stuck in the middle of Lidl (fuck!)
Who really needs this shit?

Cruising down the aisles
Useless crap for miles and miles
I only came for milk and bread (he said)
My basket's overflowing
I can sense the tills are closing
But I'm browsing plants and bowls instead

Stuck in the middle of Lidl (fuck!)
I don't need any of this shit
Oh I'm stuck right in the middle of Lidl
I don't want any of it
No!

Abuse the rules, I don't know why
Perusing tools for DIY
I still don't have my milk and bread (he said)
My arms are weak and heavy
Too much crap for me to carry
I filled my cart with toys for pets
(He doesn't even have a pet!)

Stuck in the middle of Lidl (fuck!)
I don't need any of this shit
Oh I'm stuck right in the middle of Lidl
I don't want any of it
No!

Stuck in the middle
Fuck, stuck in the middle
Stuck right in the middle
Of this shit
Oh I'm stuck in the middle
Fuck, I need this griddle
Stuck
I don't need any of this shit!
No!

Where's the milk and bread?
Fuck

Stuck in the middle of Lidl (fuck!)
I don't need any of this shit
Oh I'm stuck right in the middle of Lidl
I don't want any of it
No!