Текст песни Your Sister Is Your Mom - Aido Smeato

Your sister's your mom (what?)
You bet your sister's your mom (how?)
We kept it a secret from you
When you were born (why? why?)

Your sister met her mister
Back when she was sixteen
She loved him
And she hugged him
If you know what I mean (ew)

So ya see
Your sister's your mom (no!)
And we sure ain't telling anyone
We hid her in the basement in the third trimester
Right before you was born
Your sister's your mom
(That's so fucked up)

Don't cry dear boy (what the hell)
We did her a favor (this is fucked up)
She brought shame upon this family
How could we tell the neighbors (oh yeah)

Your sister's your mom (no!)
We twisted her arm
And sent her off to Canada
Right when you were born (god no!)
Your sister's your mom

Canada
Oh oh ah ah
Oh Canada
Oh oh ah ah

Your sister's your mom (fuck)
And your brother's your real dad (that's too much)
Try not to get real mad
It's really not that bad (yes it fuckin is)

Your sister's your mom (fuck)
So you better not tell anyone
That everybody played along
You're not even their favorite son
Your sister's your mom

Your sister is your mom
Your sister is your mom
Your sister is your mom

I need to go lie down