Funny

You said that "the funniest people are the most fucked up"
Or I was "funniest looking dude you ever fucked"
Think my brain is finally melting from all the drugs
But I still make you laugh like the day you met me

Stand up
Man up
Bamboozle like a panda
She likes the same drugs
Strung out in Atlanta
Flat feet
Listerine
I'll never be a dancer
Kiss you
Pull out
Did we ever get an answer
I could never spill my guts on stage
But my momma always told me I was smart for my age
Always thought I'd be a doctor or at least get paid
To make people feel this way
But I could probably write you a script
Make my own cures
Self medicating for a minute
I know how many it takes
To sleep off mistakes I've made
Take one know one
Think you got it bad
And this is coming from a hypochondriac

You said that the funniest people are the most fucked up
Or I was the funniest looking dude you ever fucked
Think my brain is finally melting from all the love
But I'll make you laugh until your sides hurt

High low
Dull glow
As a boy I saw the devil
Lights off, bullfrog
This is all a TV show
Drink up, stink up
You're gonna be a model
Foot down, put down
Bottom of the bottle
Here I am flipping the switch
Stowaway
Here today
Descendant of a witch
Did you really mean to say
That all the worlds a stage

Said I was "the funniest that you've ever met"
And every joke I tell you hear years of regret
Think my brain is finally melting from the stress
Of entertaining my friends