Ballmart

I don't know what you heard about me
I shop at B-A-L-L-M-A-R-T

This week at Ballmart, the store for
Ballers, we are rolling up the prices
A 24-pack of P
Diddy paper towels was three dollars
Ninety-nine cent, now 400 dollars
Plasma screen headrest TVs were 250 dollars, now 6,000 dollars
All Clean laundry detergent was a dollar fifty, now 10,000 dollars
And a set of four all-chrome 26-inch spinning
Rims was 2,000 dollars, now 145,000 dollars

Come on down to Ballmart
This week's special: a free cell phone
Wash when you spend over 15,000 dollars
Why spend money like normal people
When you can waste it like a nigger?

Ballmart
Ballmart