WORKOUTPLAN

So, what's this thing called?
It's the Joey Black Workout Plan!
Oh, tell me more
This six DVD set, available for six payments of $69.99
I like numbers
Will get you into shape unlike anything you've ever seen thus far
You train my fat pussy

Okay, Clint, keep those lighters up!
Alright, you're doing a great job (thank you)
Alright, uh-uh, keep it up, Sharon, I see
You sweating over there (I need a drink)
Keep in mind, one puff at a time

(Go outside) go outside and smoke, you're worth it
Go outside and smoke, you deserve it
Go outside and smoke, you're perfect, ah!
Go outside and smoke, you're worth it
Go outside and smoke, you deserve it
Go outside and smoke, you're perfect, ooh! (I can feel it in my pants)

Keep those lighters up and keep it lit (okay)
You feel that aching maw (got it)
Inside your aching jaw (okay)
You fucking lost them all (your ears)
There's no relief when you ain't got no teeth, no sweets, come on!

Go outside and smoke, you're worth it
Go outside and smoke, you're perfect (I need some gum, y'all)
Go outside and smoke, you deserve it, yeah
Go outside and smoke (one, two, three, four)
Go outside and smoke (come on, you can smoke one more)
Go outside and smoke, you deserve it!

It's the Joey Black Workout Plan
Fucking bitch, better bring me a cigarette