1 Down the Drain
2 Sex Is Better (The Sexual Revolution Song)
3 There Is Nothing Like a Lox (A.K.A. We Ain't Got Lox)
4 Short Songs
5 Give Me a Cause (Gimme a Cause)
6 How Deep is a Birdbath? (How Deep is the Ocean?)
7 The Girl from Nymphomania (aka The Nymphomaniac Song)
8 Sexy Songs
9 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease
10 Sam You Made the Pants Too Long (Hong Kong, China Version)
11 When You Walk Through the Bronx (A.K.A. Walk on Through the Bronx)
12 Laarge Daark Aardvark Song (The Large Dark Ardvark Song)
13 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)