How I Got Fat

1 A Funny Letter from Camp Granada
2 Louis XVI, King of France in 1789
3 Automation Tore Us Apart
4 Looking at the X-Rays, I See Bones
5 Hungarian Goulash Number Five
6 Aspirin Commercials Give Me Headaches
7 Here's to the Crabgrass, Here's to Suburbia
8 One Hippopotami (Is Two Hippopotamusses)
9 Rat Fink
10 You Once Were the Best Bunny at the Playboy Club
11 She's Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue, Five Transistors in Each Shoe
12 How I Got Fat