Split the Bill

Hey, saw you from far away
You looked so good, you looked so good
And I knew it right away
I had to be your girl, I had to be your girl

So he invited me to dinner in a super restaurant
Thought I really had a winner, thought that he would be the one
Until

He split the bill, he split the bill
I stared right at him, thought it wasn't real
My dreams came crashing, our worlds collided
When he split the bill, he split the bill, he split the bill

Oh, it gets better yet
I even dig your car, your beautiful sports car
A man with so many gifts is sure to win my heart
You had it from the start

So he invited me to dinner in a super restaurant
Thought I really had a winner, thought that he would be the one
Until

He split the bill, he split the bill
I stared right at him, thought it wasn't real
My dreams came crashing, our worlds collided
When he split the bill, he split the bill, he split the bill

Our worlds collided
Our worlds collided
Our worlds collided
Our worlds collided

Boys and girls have different needs, yes
Shower me with your attention
I'll fulfill your fantasies, be generous
And I'll, I'll be

Obese
He split the bill
I stared right at him, thought it wasn't real
My dreams came crashing, our worlds collided
When he split the bill, he split the bill, he split the bill
He split the bill (Our worlds collided)
I stared right at him (Our worlds collided)
My dreams came crashing (Our worlds collided)
When he split the bill, he split the bill, he split the bill