Текст песни Letter Home - Andrew Lloyd Webber , Sarah Brightman

Mum, I've got a lot to tell you
Me and Joe have had a bust up
This will be the last letter with the post mark stamped 'N.Y.'
I've met a film producer
Please don't laugh - his name is Sheldon
He's what the people here all call 'a real together guy'.

He is off to California and he wants me to go with him
Oh, thanks for your last letter I was thrilled to hear from you
The pictures of Aunt Edna are all absolutely lovely
And incidentally Sheldon's mum loves Mantovani too.

Mum, you must ignore the neighbours -
You just can't stop Jason barking
You'll become a nervous wreck, love, just by listening to them.
Sheldon has a house in Bel Air, well, it's really a pink mansion
It has electric gates and armed guards, and he calls it 'La Boheme'.

Sheldon says he'll have no trouble getting me my blessed Green Card
Let's face it, Mum, if he can't I would say that no-one can
He plays squash with Casper - someone - he's a senator from Utah
In Muswell Hill you just don't come across this sort of man.

Sheldon has a lot of meetings, well, he's terribly ambitious
He's working on a musical about Rommel as a boy
Tell Dad I will be livid if you spend two weeks in Folkestone
I know that La Boheme's a place that you will both enjoy.