Who Needs You?

If you ever need me
You know where to call me
And if you ever want me
You know where to write me

But you never call me
And no, you never write me
So who needs you?
Who needs you? Yeah

Take a pen or pencil
A handy little item
Or the telephone, dear
Why you wanna fight 'em?

How much can it cost to you?
Why don't you get lost, dear
Who needs you?
Who needs you? Yeah

You came on like a big deal
And thought that you could bag me
But listen, Mister Big Wheel
All you do is drag me

When I really need you
You just can't be found, dear
And when I really want you
You're nowhere around, dear

So all this big production
Leads to one deduction
Who needs you?
Who needs you? Yeah

You came on like a big deal
And thought that you could bag me
But listen, Mister Big Wheel
All you do is drag me

When I really need you
You just can't be found, dear
And when I really want you
You're nowhere around, dear

So all this big production
Just leads to one deduction
Who needs you?
Who needs you now?

Who needs you?
Who needs you now?
Who needs you?
Who needs you?