Текст песни Creeping Jesus - Asbo Slipz

Meet Phil and Ben, just two men with their ready smiles
Here to bring salvation
They knocked my door around ten, only opened up
With the expectation that
There would be someone else on the other side
A man from the Amazon
But instead, and to my great surprise, I found
Emissaries, two men on a mission

Creeping Jesus, what makes you think I want to
Talk about God in the middle of the week?
And while I'm glad of your apparent concern for my
Mortal soul, you're gonna watch me burn

And no, I don't want to know, how to fill the
Void in my life with the knowledge of Christ and
No, I don't feel the need, to get down on my
Knees and receive his blood or his body and
No, I do not believe, as far as I can
See, it's time for you to leave, just fuck off and die

Let's assume for the sake of this argument
That I require communion
Why the hell would I choose to align myself
With your crazy religion?

Joseph Smith was a fantasist, he was
Run out of town for his weird beliefs
Forty wives was okay, back in the day, but
Can't you see that you're part of a Cult?

And no, I don't want to know, how to fill the
Void in my life with the knowledge of Christ and
No, I don't feel the need, to get down on my
Knees and receive his blood or his body and
No, I do not believe, as far as I can
See, it's time for you to leave, just fuck off and die

Creeping Jesus, and all of the Saints, well I've
Run out of patience with you today, could you
Please, just leave me alone with my
Mortal soul; and you can watch me burn

And no, I don't want to know, how to fill the
Void in my life with the knowledge of Christ and
No, I don't give a shit, no not a little
Bit, so go and stick your pamphlets up your
Hole, I don't feel the need, to get down on my
Knees and receive his blood or his body and
No, I do not believe, as far as I can
See, it's time for you to leave, just fuck off and die
And so, it's time for you to go, just fuck off and die

If you don't mind, thanks awfully