Текст песни The Pretender - Asbo Slipz

Bad faith, true lies
Bad hair, long ties
Fake tan, fake news
Take my word about my massive IQ
I'm chosen, I'm a genius
Starting to think I just might be Jesus

Don't care about facts
Tweet bullshit with no comeback
Fox News are my friends but I
Don't give a damn about CNN
They're losers, they can't see
How I'm single handedly saving the economy

A narcissist, a fantasist
A gold plated motherfucking racist
Self love? Damn straight!
I even tried to buy my own portrait
It's not fair, I get no thank you
How come everybody always treat me like a wanker?

I'm a viper I'm a snake in the grass
I'm a cipher, I'm a pain in the ass
I'm a chancer at the card table
I'm a cancer, I'm fucking unstable
A reflection of a fucked up country
How come everybody's always picking on me?

Like a dog turd, I'm stuck on your shoe
Got a penis shaped like a button mushroom
Wanna build a wall along the south
Shit pours out when I open my mouth
It's not my fault so don't blame me
I never really thought that you'd be
Dumb enough to vote for me
There's one born every day