Bird Dog

Johnny is a joker (He's a bird)
A very funny joker (He's a bird)
But when he jokes, my honey (He's a dog)
His joking ain't so funny (What a dog)
Johnny is a joker and he's trying to steal my baby (He's a bird dog)

Johnny sings a love song (Like a bird)
Sings the sweetest love song (You ever heard)
But when he sings to my gal (What a howl)
To me he's just a wolf dog (On the prowl)
Johnny wants to fly away, but below my baby (He's a bird dog)

Hey bird dog, get away from my quail
Hey bird dog, you're on the wrong trail
Bird dog, you better leave my loving dove alone
Hey bird dog, get away from my chick
Hey bird dog, you better get away quick
Bird dog, you better find a chicken little of your own

Johnny kissed the teacher (He's a bird)
He tip-toed up to meet her (He's a bird)
Well he's the teacher's pet now (He's a dog)
What he wants he can get now (What a dog)
He even made the teacher let him sit next to my baby (He's a bird dog)

Hey bird dog, get away from my quail
Hey bird dog, you're on the wrong trail
Bird dog, you better leave my loving dove alone
Hey bird dog, get away from my chick
Hey bird dog, you better get away quick
Bird dog, you better find a chicken little of your own

Yeah, he's a bird
Might even be a dog