Текст песни Cathouse Tragedy (Instrumental) - Aurelio Voltaire

Gentlemen!
Come on right on into our temple of sin
The sensual & sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion & women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a
Bordello with something odd for a change
2 dollars more, you can have a dead whore
We specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening & one takes you up for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under the dress
Cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here
Tragedy at the cathouse tonight!
Come & see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy! What a curious sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
There's an Asian albino & as far as I know
She has the prosthetic eye
And if you approve it she'll gladly
Remove it if you tire of her thighs
Don't be alarmed by the girl with no arms
She's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna, she'll peel your banana
She's bloody good with her feet
If you get lucky this evening & one takes you up for a spin
I'd be suggesting a lamby intestine
You don't know where these girls have been
Oh! Tragedy at the cathouse tonight
Come & see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy! It's a curious sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
They called you pretty in your hometown
Not to be petty
But here in the city
You're not all that pretty
You're lucky we keep you around
Now get back to work
Come on into the cathouse
We've got pussies of every kind
We have black, white & yellow & red ones
And only 1 or 2 are feline
I'm your benevolent MC & I'm here to make sure they behave
Sure, they smell like cheese & they're full of
Disease but just think of the money you'll save
Tragedy at the cathouse tonight
Come & see why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy! It's a curious sight
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection
At Cathouse Tragedy
At the Cathouse Tragedy!!
Alright girls, come on, move it along
I don't want to be here anymore than you
Aah, I should've been a dentist