Текст песни The Beast of Pirate's Bay - Aurelio Voltaire

Gather weary traveler
I′ve have a tale to tell
It might just save your lives
But only if you listen well
'Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way
There′s a sign
That says "eeware, the eeast of Pirate's Bay!"

Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea
He ate so many sailors, now he′s bigger than a tree
His teeth are sharp as scissors, his claws they are like knives
And if you think that he′s ugly, wait until you see his insides!

Oh, don't you sail and don′t you row
And certainly don't you swim!
′Cause if you aren't careful, you′ll end up inside of him!
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you′d better stay away!
Heed the sign
That says, "beware, the beast of Pirate′s Bay!"

Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell
To eat the souls of pirates and other ne′er-do-wells
Some they don't believe it, as for me I got a hunch
′Cause they used to have some pirates here
But he ate them all for lunch!

Don't you sail and don′t you row
And certainly don't you swim!
'Cause if you aren′t careful, you′ll end up inside of him!
He'll eat you up, he′ll spit you out, you'd better stay away!
Heed the sign
That says, "beware, the beast of Pirate′s Bay!"

Well Captain Hook, you've heard of him
He came to Pirate′s Bay
Seems his little nemesis had nearly got away
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan
There was a crunch!
And a scream!
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands!

Oh, don't you sail and don′t you row
And certainly don′t you swim!
'Cause if you aren′t careful, you'll end up inside of him!
He′ll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you′d better stay away!
Heed the sign
That says, "beware, the beast of Pirate's Bay!"

Well Black Beard the pirate, you know for what he's feared
It′s mostly for the dark imposing color of his beard
He saw the beast and now nobody′s scared of him because
His beard turned white and all agree; he looks like Santa Clause!

Oh, don't you sail and don′t you row
And certainly don't you swim!
′Cause if you aren't careful, you′ll end up inside of him!
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you′d better stay away!
Heed the sign
That says, "beware, the beast of Pirate′s Bay!"

Well now the tavern's empty
And it′s only you and me
And if you care, I'd like to share how this song came to be
So come a little closer, if you really want to know
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago

Well I was just a little boy, when I went to Pirate′s Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side
This mighty whale was in such pain
We both began to cry

I pushed!
And I shoved
But he wouldn't give way
Into the deeper waters
Of our shallow Pirate′s Bay
All I could do to help him
Was to keep people away
So a wrote a sign
That said, "beware, the beast of Pirate's Bay."

What did it say?

Don't you sail and don′t you row
And certainly don′t you swim!
'Cause if you aren′t careful, you'll end up inside of him!
He′ll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you′d better stay away!
Heed the sign,
That says, "beware,"
Hell, I should know I put it there!
Heed the sign
That says, "beware, the beast of Pirate's Bay!"