Текст песни You're Like a Bowl of Rice - Aznromeo

When I was just a little Asian
Never knew someone would be my wife
Everyday playing League of Legends
Didn't expect to find a girl in real life

But all of a sudden you ask for my help in the classroom
Because I'm Asian
She makes me Pho ga everynight
Girl, you are the best thing (Hmmm)
You are the best thing to come in my life

You're like a bowl of rice
Can't spend a day without it
Cannot live without it
'Cuz you know we AZN
You're like a bowl of rice
You're like A+ in Physics
Don't know how I got it
But you know we AZN
You know we AZN
Uggh, yeah, yaaaaaaah

Roses are red, violets are blue
Dnguyen lives cause you woke up his "cu"
Didn't you know that there is no one like you
And if you fly by I'm a play Dejavu
Everytime you walk I just wanna smack it
You're everything in one like a noodle packet
If you're feeling cold, hey!
Here's my jacket and if you want the D
Then here's another jacket
Ugh!
I can be you guide like the Southern Cross
Or a chicken nugget, dip in your sauce
If you got a man you should cut the loss
He lv.1 crook and I'm a Lv.96 boss
Yeaaah
And I'm a tell you why (Hmm)
'Cause I got boss skills at 69
Wut da phuc?

You're like a bowl of rice
Can't spend a day without it
Cannot live without it
'Cuz you know we AZN
You're like a bowl of rice
You're like A+ in Physics
Don't know how I got it
But you know we AZN
You know we AZN

Na I'm kidding
Phuc you bitch