Текст и перевод песни BAP - Stell Dir Vür

Stell Dir Vür

Stell dir vüür, du wöörs em Wald un hätts en Axt bei. Stell dir vüür, ding Frau wöör och dobei. Stell dir vüür, ne Kääl köhm, jöhv ihr Schokolädche, dä tröök e Mezz eruss un jing ihr an de Bein. Jo, wat däätste dann? Däätste maache Mann? Saach mer, wehrste dich? Oder leetzte dann ding Frau em Stech? Eeztens nöhm ich mir ens flöck dat Schokolädche Zweitens däät ich waade, bess hä fädisch wöör Drittens künnt ich en dä Zick paar Christbäum schlaare Viertens köhm am Eng do optisch jet bei römm. Fünftens däät ich dann, en sein rauche Mann denn: Sextens suwiesu wöör ich se quitt un dann wöhr ich fruh. Stell dir füür, do jings spaziere op der Huhstrooß unger dingem Ärm hättste e MG. Stell dir vüür, do leef op eimohl einer Amok ballet en de Lück, met enem Jewehr. Jo, wat däätste dann? Däätste maache Mann? Saach mer, wehrste dich? Oder leetzte dann die Lück em Stech? Eeztens jing ich dann ens flöck nohm "Foto Porst" renn, für en neu Kasett für ming Polaroid. Zweitens däät ich dann de Bildzeidung ahnroofe für ′ne Exklusivbericht op Seite eins, drittens däät ich dann och ens laade, Mann, viertens frank un frei triff einer nit esu vill wie zwei. Stell dir vüür, do sitz doheim en dingem Jaade, nevven dir do stünd e Flugabwehrjeschütz, bovven en der Luff, do köhm e russisch Fluchzeuch, dat will en H-Bomb schmieße, eh et sich verdröck. Jo, wat däätste dann? Däätste maache Mann? Saach mer, wehrste dich? Oder leetzte dann ding Stadt em Stech? Ich jläuf, do däät ich eez e Stündche drövver schloofe, dann reef ich ming Fründe ahn, noh der Reih: "Saat Männ, künnt ihr mir ens jraad ming Kanon ahnschiebe helfe?" un dann köhm ich he bei dä Kommission vorbei. Kreiswehrersatzamt wööt dann ömjelapp un et wöör vorbei met dä affjewichste Frorerei.

Imagine That

Imagine that you're in the woods and you have an axe. Imagine that your wife was also there. Imagine that a guy came and grabbed her chocolate, he pulled out a knife and went for her legs. Yes, what would you do then? What would you do, man? Tell me, would you fight back? Or would you leave your wife in the lurch? First, I'd quickly grab that chocolate. Second, I'd wait until he was finished. Third, I could chop down a few Christmas trees while I'm at it. Fourth, something visually appealing would come out of it in the end. Fifth, I'd then watch him smoke a cigarette. Sixth, I'd get rid of him for good and then I'd be happy.Imagine that you're walking down the street with an MG under your arm. Imagine that suddenly someone runs amok, shooting people with a gun. Yes, what would you do then? What would you do, man? Tell me, would you fight back? Or would you leave the people in the lurch? First, I'd quickly run to "Foto Porst" to buy a new cassette for my Polaroid. Second, I'd call the newspaper for an exclusive report on page one. Third, I'd load my gun, because one bullet doesn't hit as many people as two.Imagine that you're sitting at home in your bathrobe, next to you is an anti-aircraft gun. Up in the air, a Russian plane is approaching, it wants to drop an H-bomb before it disappears. Yes, what would you do then? What would you do, man? Tell me, would you fight back? Or would you leave your city in the lurch? Well, I'd take a nap for an hour, then I'd call my friends, one by one: "Hey man, can you help me push my cannon?" And then I'd go to the commission. The military recruitment office would be turned upside down and the endless nagging would be over.