Chattanooga Choo Choo

Hi there, Dan, what you say?
Step aside, partner, it's my day
Bend an ear and listen to my version
Of a really solid Tennessee excursion

Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?
Yes, yes, track twenty-nine
Boy, you can give me a shine
Can you afford to board the Chattanooga choo-choo?
I've got my fare
And just a trifle to spare

You leave the Pennsylvania Station 'bout a quarter to four
Read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore
Dinner in the diner, nothing could be finer
Than to have your ham and eggs in Carolina
When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Then you'll know that Tennessee is not very far
Shovel all the coal in, gotta keep it rollin'
Woo, woo, Chattanooga, there you are

There's gonna be a certain party at the station
Satin and lace, I used to call "Funny Face"
She's gonna cry until I tell her that I'll never roam
So Chattanooga choo-choo, won't you choo-choo me home?
(Chattanooga, Chattanooga) Get aboard
(Chattanooga, Chattanooga) All Aboard
(Chattanooga, Chattanooga)
Chattanooga choo-choo, won't you choo-choo me home?
(Chattanooga choo-choo)