All Men Are Evil

If all men are evil then all the girls are good
There are bad men in the dead trees and a girl in the wood
All the little children when you catch him, open up his soul
Drop a going-back-to-the-womb pill and cover up the hole

And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy now
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy now

Take out the big shovel and wade it through the earth
This man is so old with evil, he should have been put down at birth
But the people can't decide whether to laugh or cry
I say hang him on the TV, don't give
A blind fuck, this man deserves to die

And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy now
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy now

And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy now
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy now
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy
Oh yeah, I'm happy
Oh yeah, I'm happy now

If all men are evil then all girls are good
There's bad language in the trees, something dirty in the wood
All the little children when you catch him, open up his soul
Drop a going-back-to-the-womb pill and cover up the hole

And the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy now
And the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, I'm happy now
And the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, I'm happy now