Текст песни Danny Elephant (From "Descendants: A Bad Lip Reading") - Bad Lip Reading

I blinked 'cause the sauce hit my eyes
I was just thinking 'bout all his pasghetti
And some things I know
Of frogs and galoshes
And the guy took my soap now the pits stink

Oh oh

Who am I to argue with Danny Elephant?
He's so sweet
Feel like a kitten that's stuck in a tree
Woah, oh, oh, oh oh oh
Yeah, oh
Woah oh oh, oh, oh
I heard the phone click

One day he showed up at my door with two beach balls
Then I saw they weren't balls at all
They were just protection so we wouldn't bust our heads
"Yay!"
And then another day he said, "Hey"
I said, "Hi"
And then, "How's your fruit cake?"
"Huh?"
"How's your fruit cake?"
"Hmm, tastes just like a book"
"Mmm, yuck"
Woah oh

Who am I to argue with Danny Elephant?
He's so sweet
Feel like a kitten that's stuck in a tree
Woah, oh, oh, oh oh oh
Yeah, oh
Woah oh oh, oh, oh
I heard the phone click

I know he could be cute and still be a real meanie
With the mind of a certified creep
He could be like, "Yoohoo"
"I'm single"
"Will you give me some money?"
"What?"
"I didn't say anything"
"You're hot"
"Yeah, I know right"
"Brrf"
Na na na na na ooh

Who am I to argue with Danny Elephant?
He's so sweet
Feel like a kitten that's stuck in a tree
Woah, oh, oh, oh oh oh
Yeah, oh
Woah oh oh, oh, oh
"You're mine"
(Creeped out in the forest)
Heard the phone click
Heard the phone click
Heard the phone click
"I crushed a spider with an egg"
Heard the phone click