Текст песни La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum (On Broadway) - Bad Lip Reading

We're on Broadway!" I once knew a kid, his tongue fell off in his sleep.
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! ("
What?") La-bibbida-bibba-do!
The girl in my basement probably thinks I'm a creep. ("
Yeah,
Probably") La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
I've got, Nine Cases of Anti-Fungal ointment, that nobody can use, without an appointment, down in Woodbury!("
Is that your little play town?") Where it's very La-bibbida-bibba-dum! ("
La-Bibbida what?") La-bibbida-bibba-dum, give me your bubble gum! ("
What makes you think I have gum?") "
Yeah, well I found out from Orlando, That Biter was a handyman." ("
Woah, you've got a handyman that's a walker?") "
Well to be honest he breaks more things than he fixes, but he still has most of his face so I trust him." Heads in aquariums, Heads in aquariums.
I love heads in aquariums, I don't find them scary, I'm Fond of Bavarian cream, my dream of La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmm!
La-bibbida-bibba-doooooo!
La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmmm!
Dum- Dum, Dum-Dum-Dummmmm. "
Starfish Command!" ("
Yeah, you know what, Not even going to bother with that.") "
Ricardo, if you have to ask you'll never know." My uncle was tall, but had these really short legs!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
I wonder if poodles in Jamaica have dreads!?
La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do! "
This is a violet!" ("
No it isn't.") "
Yeah, well it could be a flower." "
The other night, there was this movie all about gardens, called "
Bloody Shrimp"." ("
You've got a problem.") "
Yeah, I just found out that we just missed Halloween.
I always wanted a Wookie, but I found out they weren't real! "
Thanks for nothing, George Lucas." La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
Cluck!
Went the chicken! "
And that's how they do it on Broadway!" "
Heh-Heh-Heh"