The Plaza Song

It must have been the
Plaza's where it had to be
Our twentieth anniversary
Good God
It must have been happened
Then that means without a doubt
That we did more than just pass out
That night we said we'd be like
Lovers, just like when we met
An evening we would not forget and
Fall in love again
And again I vowed to love it
Why have I no memory of it?
Champagne by the bottles
One and two, I do recall
Ordering bottles
Three and four I don't recall at all
All we did for hours was toast
The bellhop, toast the service
God we were so nervous
All alone there
You and me

We tried too hard (I guess we tried too hard)
What if I'm too much? (So scared to face each other)
After more than twenty years (Would we, after twenty years)
Could we really touch? (Be more than Dad and Mother?)
It's good to try
One must never let the fire go out
Yes, it was the right idea
Except I'm pregnant

So that's what we did at the Plaza
Can it be I'm really pregnant?
That night we gave it our best shot
Oh my God, it's me that's pregnant
Maybe it's a sign we've won
One more daughter? Three was plenty
I'll be sixty when she's twenty!
Good guys never fail (The smell of laundry hampers!)
Those who try, prevail
(I hate the squish of Pampers!)
When two people care enough
Their marriage can't grow stale