Текст песни Those Wonderful Sophie Tucker Jokes (Live) - Bette Midler

I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "
Soph",(he always called me Soph), he said to me "
Soph, these woods sure are dark I sure wish I had a flash light", I said to him "so do I Ernie.
You have been munching grass for the last ten minutes."
I will never forget it.
It was on the occasion of Ernie's eightieth birthday and in honor of the occasion he married a twenty year old girl.
And he rang me up the very next day and he said to me "
Soph, Soph, I have just married myself a twenty year old girl, what do you think of that".
And I said to him "
Ernie when I am eighty years old I shall marry myself a twenty year old boy, and let me tell you something Ernie twenty goes into eighty a hell of a lot more than eighty goes into twenty."
I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "
Soph, you got no tits and a tight box".
I said to him "
Ernie get off my back."