Текст песни My Perfect Cousin (In the Style of the Undertones) [Karaoke Version] - Big Voice Karaoke

Now I′ve got a cousin called Kevin
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless, clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them
He′s got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
She won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin were just not the same
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do, he doesn't
He′s his family′s private joy
His mother's little golden boy
He′s got a degree in economics
Maths, physics and bionics
He thinks that I'm a cabbage
′Cause I hate University Challenge
Even at the age of ten
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat me at Subbuteo
Cause he flicked the kick and I didn't know
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do, he doesn′t
He's his family's private joy
His mother′s little golden boy
His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her
Now he′s making lots of noise
Playing along with the Art school boys
Girls try to attract his attention
But what a shame, it's in vain total rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
′Cause Kevin he's in love with himself
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do, he doesn′t
He's his family′s private joy
His mother's little golden boy