No Fleas, Please

Michael had a little dog, little dog, little dog
Michael had a little dog. Her fur was full of fleas
She followed Mike to school one day, school one day, school one day
She followed Mike to school one day to give her fleas a rest

Fleas, Fleas, we all love fleas except when they're on us
Our poor dog gets them all the time, but we think what' the fuss

Soon the kids began to itch, began to itch, began to itch
Soon the kids began to itch and scratch and carry on
The dog went home and took a nap, took a nap, took a nap
The dog went home and took a nap, for now her fleas are gone

Fleas, Fleas, we all love fleas except when they're on us
Our poor dog gets them all the time, but we think what' the fuss

The kids went home that afternoon. The fleas went with them too
Now, we got fleas all over town. They are such a pest

Epidemics start this way when we spread our fleas around
So, when your dog gets fleas next time
Clean them up and flush them down
Don't spread your fleas all over town
Don't give your neighbors big fat frowns
We all love our fleas but if you please
Keep them home with you

Fleas, Fleas, we all love fleas except when they're on us
Our poor dog gets them all the time, but we think what' the fuss