Текст песни Absolute Unit! - Billy Marchiafava

(You are currently listening to a fresh new single
By Billy Marchiafava
Though his music is absolute garbage
I just can't stop listening
So sit back, relax and enjoy!)

I'm so sick yeah, I got rabies
Nice lady, born in the 80's
On my hip like fanny pack
Won't fall off like Jill and Jack
You are singing along to this track
That's a fact

Two thumbs up
While I count these racks
I'm on top like I am a hat
I'm going crazy in the booth
That's just something rappers say
So i'ma say it cause I do
Your girl texting on my phone
That's too bad,
I'm boutta scoop
Superman,
Now watch me swoop
Now I'm swerving in the coupe

Nice chorus,
I keep going, my pockets enormous
Tyrannosaurus Rex, how I net
Bowflex home gym how I flex
I walk and talk like headphones
You get red light syndrome
I think plot, and get it
You get nothing, finished

My music sucks, that's to the grave
You sound too serious, it's all just sounds
It's pumping in your brain
We make music
Then we think we're great
But really, who's to blame?
I don't know, but if you ask me
All my music sounds the same

How you doing?
Your girl trying to calm me and beat me
Impossible, that is impossible
Only because it ain't plausible
Audible
Blah bla blah, words reverse
This be slapping so lyrics don't matter
I am not lyrical
Let me remind you
I'm eating caviar off of this platter
Necklace from Amazon
Hope it don't blind you

I'm going crazy in the booth
That's just something rappers say
So i'ma say it cause I do
Your girl texting on my phone
That's too bad, I'm boutta scoop
Superman, now watch me swoop
Now I'm swerving in the coupe

Drop the melody
I'm in the kitchen
I feel like I'm Ramsey
I'm in the field
I feel like Sean Bradley
I'm on your TV
Apartment like Natalie
I'm in your radio
Everywhere
Satellite
In your computer
Your career nano
But I know I handle bars on the beat
Like I'm Flaw Bots
I bought her shoes
Now she getting like Kelly

Liam Sullivan
You missing shots
You taking the mulligan
Woke up at 8
Then I started to ball again
I might go start a company
Then liquidate
Go broke
Then rob a bank on a Saturday
I am so sick of these tryhards got allergies
Running like battery
I made this song in five minutes haphazardly

(I'm going crazy in the booth
That's just something rappers say
So i'ma say it cause I do
Your girl texting on my phone
That's too bad, I'm boutta scoop
Superman, now watch me swoop
Now I'm swerving in the coupe)

(Swerving in the
S-s-s-s werving in the coupe
Say it cause I do
Say it- say it cause I do
Say it- say it
Swerving in the coupe
Say it cause I do
I'm going crazy in the booth)