Текст песни Gangster Dick - Billy the Fridge

We gonna say some things that's gonna make it hard for you to smile.
Rich,
Bitch.

Now me I'm just a regular dude.
My number once concern is making you move.
But I'm not alone here lets take a trip,
Down to the block, meet My Gangster Dick.

Look,
He's the type to send trouble your way
Stays bumpin' that shit from NWA
He anin't no bitch, in fact he's all swag
Got THUG LIFE tattooed across the ball bag.
Some days his ways got me so confused,
He only wears a rubber if it's bullet proof
Don't play with my Dick, he plays to keep
Deep in the pussy 'till he's six feet deep.
Creepin' a little speed peep, if you know me
Gangster Dick bangin' on the bock, he's an OG
Can't stand the heat? Stay up out the kitchen
P.S. My Gangster Dick said stop snichin'

My Dick Hard
My Dick Hood
My Dick Hard
My Dick Hood
My Dick Hood
My Dick Hood
My Gangster Dick
I got a Gangster Dick
You know it stays legit
So cum and take a trip
Yeah, it goes hard in the taint

My Dick signed to Death Row back in '96
My Dick got the stroke of like 90 dicks
Been about it since he hit the scene
Ain't straight hood, got a gangster lean
So clean make a bitch sing do-ray-me
It was a good day, the Lakers be OK see
If my Dick hits your chick, homey all I see
Is a tramp-stamp, tombstone, R.I.P.
Cuz it killed that ass, straight tear it apart
Bury it hard, don't even care if she fart
Farts are gangster, just like my Dick is
You disagree? Baby, better mind your business

My Dick Hard, My Dick Hood
Pour out a little liquor, that's mourning wood
My Dick is shot? Bet your bottom dollar fam
My Dick immortal, come back as a hologram

My Dick Hard
My Dick Hood
My Dick Hard
My Dick Hood
My Dick Hood
My Dick Hood
My Gangster Dick
I got a Gangster Dick
You know it stays legit
So cum and take a trip
Yeah, it goes hard in the taint

So hard, so hard, it go hard in the taint
So hard, said so hard, it going hard in the taint
Oh so hard, ooooohhhhhhh
You know, I got this Gangster Dick
I got a Gangster Dick
You know it stays legit
So Come and take a trip
Yeah, it goes hard in the taint
Ahhhh yeaahhh!!!!

(Spoken)
There you have it,
I just dropped like the most gangster song in the world.
Now, I ain't saying I condone that lifestyle,
I'm definitely not saying I live that lifestyle
I'm just sayin'...
My Dick Hard.
(Oh so hard)