Текст песни I Need a Friend - Bizarre

(INTRO)
Fuckin do this.
{Crash}
Fuck it!

(VERSE 1)
"Susan! Make sure the door′s locked!"
Too late, bitch, I done pulled the fuckin glock
Hit you in the face with a mop and tie you up with socks
"Dial 9-1-1!"
Bitch, I am a fuckin cop!
I'm not a cop, I′m a fuckin lieutenant
For the last two months, I been suspended
Suspended, cause I love to shoot
Male prostitutes
I love to catch them walkin down 7 Mile and the boulevard
Put a nine to them, catch em off guard
Any time of the day, I walk up to them and steal em
God hate fags, sent me here to kill em
Don't reach for the phone, don't call for help
I know you hate me, I fuckin hate myself
I need someone to talk to, I′m glad you listen
Cause ten minutes from now, I′ll be in prison

(CHORUS)
I need, someone, to listen to meee.
I need, someone, who cares about meee.
(My wife is a slut)
I need, a friend, I need, a friend,
I need, a friend, I need, a friend

(VERSE 2)
"Aaaah!" Shut up, bitch, before I shoot you
This fuckin nine will fuckin execute you
You're probably wonderin why I′m in your house
It's a long story, just help me out
See, the story is that I′m a rapper that's tryna make it
Now I′m a rapist, that's tryna take it
You like my chain? Bitch, don't break it
My mother gave it to me, it′s kinda sacred
I used to be a Catholic priest, now I′m livin on the streets
Wanted for touchin my little niece
A turn-off is my niece kissin me
W-where the fuck you goin, bitch? Listen to me
And please believe she started with me first
I didn't know she was a virgin and her booty don′t work
Stop starin at the phone, you can't make a call
I got your ass cheeks, nailed to the wall
And I′m finally glad that the truth came out
This is the part where it ends, I blow my brains out {gun fires}

(CHORUS)
I need, someone, to listen to meee.
I need, someone, who cares about meee.
(My wife is a slut)
I need, a friend, I need, a friend,
I need, a friend, I need, a friend,
I need, a friend, I need, a friend,
I need, a friend, I need, a friend

{Gun fires}