Текст песни Rant - Bo Burnham
(I
went
to
a
Catholic
school
for
four
years,
And
I
also
went
to
garage
band
for
20
minutes,
And
this
is
the
product
of
that.
Hit
it.)
All
the
seats
at
the
Sunday
masses
Filled
with
the
mass's
massive
asses
Classes
pass
as
fast
as
molasses
Ceremonial
reading
glasses
Read
a
little
bit
of
Leviticus
All
the
kids
are
a
little
too
little
for
this
All
the
parents
nod
in
agreement
-
"I
think
I
can
vaguely
see
what
he
meant"
It's
too
early
in
the
morning
glory
To
read
another
allegory
story
The
father,
reads
a
little
bit
farther
Assuring
the
assured
that
they
need
not
bother
"When
God,
in
verse
45,
said
the
slaves
are
okay
to
buy
He
meant
that
people,
all
from
the
start
Each
have
slaves
within
their
hearts
Things,
that
we
have
sold
or
boughten,
that
are
forced
to
pick
our
moral
cotton
God
calls
us
to
set
these
free,
free
our
hearts
from
slavery
And
then
as
God
goes
on
to
explain
the
logistics
of
buying
and
selling
slaves...
(Uh,
he,
ju--
the
Bible
sorta
like,
uh,
it's
like
typos
didn'--)
In
the
back,
I
sit
and
I
nod
to
the
beats
that
are
bumpin'
from
my
iPod
My
god,
they're
starting
to
pray
And
over
the
music
I
can
hear
them
say
"Dear
God,
dear
Lord,
dear
vague
muscular
man
with
a
beard
or
a
sword
Dear
good
all-seeing
being,
my
way
or
the
highway
Yahweh
The
blue-balled
anti-masturbator,
the
great,
all-loving
faggot
hater
I'd
like
to
thank
your
holy
might
for
making
me
both
rich
and
white
And
though
this
is
your
day
of
rest,
I
come
to
you
with
one
request
There's
so
much
pain
beyond
this
steeple,
Wars
and
drugs
and
homeless
people
Sadness,
where
there
should
be
joy!
Hate,
and
rape,
and
Soulja
Boy
A
world
in
darkness
needs
your
light,
so
i'm
sure
your
schedule's
pretty
tight
But
my
dog
just
had
surgery
if
you
could
fix
that
first...
Jesus!
Debra
Messing's
fingers
in
a
holy
place
"Hail
Mary
full
of
Grace"
Obama,
could
you
pass
some
hope
to
the
Pope
I
know
a
couple
dude's
who
wanna
elope
See
the
church
said,
"nope"
so
the
bros
can't
cope
The
bros
can
grope
but
the
bros
can't
cope
They've
been
in
love
and
they've
been
addicted
Who
said
they
shouldn't?
Benedict
did
Cause
in
the
holy
land
of
the
lord
he's
the
holy
landlord
and
dicks
are
evicted
Cause
you
can
be
a
Benedict
if
you've
been
a
dick
under
Benedict
but
You
can't
have
Benedicts
because
there's
only
one
pope
and
only
one
dick
What?
Yeah,
a
dick
on
a
Pope
is
Just
like
a
soap
on
a
rope
cause
it's
Pointless,
unless
in
prison,
throw
up
your
bibles,
Christ
has
risen!
Hallelujah,
now
it's
raining
men,
Because
the
gender
ratio
is
1 to
10.
Winos
at
the
Eucharist
station,
trans-gendered-substantiation
Jesus
wasn't
the
messiah,
get
back
I'm
a
heretic
and
I'm
on
fire
It
was
Oedipus,
and
those
holy
nights
The
holy
motherfucking
Christ
I'm
a
blasphemah
post-Katrina
cruising
the
marina,
on
a
crusade
to
cruise
aids
And
blast
FEMA
You're
too
late,
we're
fucked
we
don't
need
ya
Amen,
In
the
name
of
the
Father,
Son
and
Holy
Ghost
Head,
shoulders,
knees
and
toes
Turn
up
your
nose,
strike
that
pose
HEY
MACARENA!
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