Текст песни Deck a Ho (Mitch Ferrino Mix) - Shangela , Bob the Drag Queen

What a do you'll tight seasonish
It's your girl Hood Pussy once again
But now I got my cousin LaQuifa (what!?)
We commin' to stomp on your gifts
Drink your milk, eat your cookies
And whoop your kids bad asses
Hey everybody, nice to meet ya
New bitch on campus
Eating young MC's like my name was Krampus (Heeey)
I'm the return on a new year
Trust me baby boy you do not wanna be here
They're rushin' out to get me like Black Friday
And your man wanted two black Aphrodite, uh
Many other roofs, slay
Name bitches outta my way
The presents, the gifts, the joy, the wheel
Deck a ho if she gets mouthy
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
When the po po comes bitch I'm outtie
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
[?] my new stilettos
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Yes bitch!
Dodging all these hatin' assholes
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!
Santa comes down my chimney then im sit in the back
I kick the Charlie motherfucker in his chritsmas sack
Yelling ho ho ho
Give him a couple of blows
Now I call him Rudolph
He got a bloody red nose
He want cookies and milk
I want satin and silk
He got elfs and misses
I got five bad bitches
He spreadin' joy and good will
Im making hundred dolla bills
[?] gimme that platinum heels
Deck a ho if she gets mouthy
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
When the po po comes bitch I'm outtie
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
[?] my new stilettos
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Yes bitch!
Dodging all these hatin' assholes
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!
Everytime around christmas bitches wanna get slick
But then you gotta find that attitude and check you quick
Keep my name out your mouth unless it's to my benefit
'Cause when bitches talk shit, bitches get hit
I want snow, I want ice, I want everything that's nice
I gave you my wishless
Please dont make me ask you twice
Do you want my advice?
Well, let me be precise
Give me what the fuck I want or you will have to pay the price
You better not cry, you better not pow
Cause if you do you gettin' knocked the fuck out
Hood Pussy is coming to town
Shit!
LaQuifa is Hood Pussy, I'm waiting for you
Where you at?
Damn! Why you're always late?
[?] love you boo!
Oh, Did someones call a Ho Ho Ho?
It's LaQuifa
What!?
You're bout that holiday
True pimps, they focus on that holipay
You looking for [?]
I'll be sitting by the fireplace counting checks, bet
Clock my new shoes
Fur platforms that drop on your roof
You be nice I'm naught, daughty
Keep the eggnog make [?]
Ooh, come on Hood Pussy, let's find us a North Pole to slide down
Deck the halls, twerk and split
Deck a ho if she gets mouthy
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
When the po po comes bitch I'm outtie
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
[?] my new stilettos
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Yes bitch!
Dodging all these hatin' assholes
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!
And whoop your kids bad asses