Текст песни Leprechaun! - Bobby Mitchell

He pursed his lips and whistled
And fast I turn around
And sure as I am standing here, I spy upon the ground
A grinning little fellow, he's wee but he is strong
I knew then that he was a leprechaun

And when I wasn't looking he punched me in the crotch (Ooh!)
The thieving little bugger wel,l he took me father's watch
And as I doubled over he bellowed out his song
Don't feck around with a leprechaun, a leprechaun

One fine day we'll trap that little fecker
Oooh, he'll pay for all his wicked stunts
We'll pile on em, cage him, we gotta do something lads, I mean it!

He pursed his lips and whistled
I knew that it was on
I'll hatch my plans to get my hands on that wee little man
I'll get my three free wishes
What could possibly go wrong
Yes, I'm gonna catch me a leprechaun, a leprechaun

Apparently the end of the rainbow leads to my house
All kinds of gold things missing
And who do you suppose came in and stole my daughters communion bracelet
I mean, my jewelry, okay, but she's a little girl, she's ten, I mean come on!

The lads they had him cornered
And I rushed to hold him down
He hit me in the balls again and I fell upon the ground
He mutilated Shamus, he eviscerated Sean
Don't feck around with a leprechaun

The moral of the story, and my tale I won't prolong
If you come upon him, just turn your heels and run
And don't call him a fairy or your life, it won't be long
Don't feck around with a leprechaun, a leprechaun, the leprechaun