Where's That Rainbow

Fortune never smiles, but in my case
It just laughs right in my face
If I looked for a horseshoe, I s'pose
It would bop me right in the nose
My luck will vary, surely
That's purely a curse
My luck has changed
It's gotten from rotten to worse

Where's that rainbow you hear about?
Where's that lining they cheer about?
Where's that love nest where love is king ever after?
Where's that blue room they sing about?
Where's that sunshine they fling about?
I know morning will come, but pardon my laughter

In each scenario
You can depend on the end where the lovers agree
I'm that lothario
Where do I roam with my dome, Vaseline'd as can be?
It is easy to see, alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Be just dandy for everybody

But where's that rainbow you hear about?
Where's that love nest they cheer about?
It's just dandy for everybody but me