Текст песни Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle - Boyinaband feat. Jack Frags

Yo
What up doc? (hi)
It's CoD dude
About to batter Battlefield back to 1942
'Till the entire world plays me when it's game time

This from a game whose biggest selling point is fish A.I?
You're the least innovative of the gaming franchises, same game every year
What, have your fanboys got Alzheimers?
Yeah, cus the way I see, every game since '04 coulda been DLC
Did I say '04? I go further back in time, you're based of the quake engine from 1999
Oh, 1999!? Shit dawg, that's as old as the song we stole this beat from

Oh no, I'm losing this battle man, I'm failing, I'm trough
Wait, oh yeah, I have 70 million more players than you!
And did you have a single player campaign? I can't remember
I don't quite understand how people think you're a contender
I've got Soap, Price, Ghost, damn, such memorable men
And you've got umm... uh... wait... oh, who were they again?

Yo, who cares about protagonists and A.I characters?
It's all about the multiplayer, real people, real battles bitch!
Well, nice try with Bad Company, but no cigar
Well, I'd rather no cigar than no DICE
And while talking about memorable, what was your theme tune?
My theme tune rules!

Oh, you mean the one you stole from Terminator 2?
You can take your perks, fool, circle jerk too
I'll aim with skill, knife up in your grill, next
Yeah, well on my deathbed, my grenade will drop like Skrillex

Yeah, I tried your game once
Logged on, spawned in it
All the vehicles were taken, so I walked for four minutes
To get one hit killed by an RPG from some gay bitch!
And ran over by my own team in a jeep, so I rage quit!

I tried your game too, it was really bad
Couldn't hear shit over the screaming kids calling me a queer fag (well you are)
By this time I muted, I was stuck in the spawn, mince meat
Because some prestige 4 year old was on kill streak
Your matches suck, it's just a violent bloodbath

But I've got more style than your Price's mustache
Yo, where's you mustache Battlefield, I must ask?
My players don't need to compensate for what they can't have

Graphics? Hah!
Ghosts looks antique, you call it next gen? I call it last week!
So fuck off!
And go and find your manhood
Cus with Frostbite 3, you know I look damn good

To play you, you need a beastly PC, DICE, wanna stop misleading your geeks?
Not every gamers' wallet, or their bank, is so massive, for a top spec PC to run with maximum graphics
And jeez battlefield, for an FPS, your FPS sucks!
How many frames you clock on a console? Ten? Well, fuck

Stop living in the past, come to next gen, where we're the best then, where we clock a hot 60FPS man
64 simultaneous players
But in this gen, you're only 24, that's a failure to gamers
Well you've got that static map design that barely changes
I'm about that real battlefields' big open spaces!

And explain how a game that is claiming to have such a realistic dog could be such a fake bitch!?
This rap battle's not clever man, it's audacious
When you've got Rhianna, and I've got Eminem on my trailers
And what've you got to offer in this next then, dawg?
Cause whatever it is, it's not good as my next gen dog!
He took out a helicopter man, that's a violent stray poochie!

Oh shit, what is this, a Michael Bay movie?
That's just a cutscene from your campaign
For me, that kinda shit happens in game
So I'll blow a skyscraper up, jihad jeep
While you use the same damn gun week after week
You are the kill streak in my land
You pilot the plane, not call it in on an earpiece and an iPad
My nan could do that, that's how it seems to me

I wanna teach you a word, "accessibility"
Remember "fun"? Have you even played a game before?
You think you know battles? You can't even beat me in a sales war!
Where is it the most elitist fags are killed?
Da-dum-dum, da-dum-dum, only in Battlefield

You're just jealous of my K's to D's
Nah, you're all "me, me, me", I'm taking care of my team
Let's settle this like a man, son!
Wait, why are we rapping? We have guns